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Hey, IM me so I can delete all the messages and make sure no one reads it.
Sorry =[ my dog ate my away message
(name)'s computer is broken right now. This is her/his fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
Sorry I can't talk right now because I am to cought up spinning on my computer chair
You know, I don't understand why people feel the need to put up these long, drawn out away messages up. I mean all you really need to do is just put up gone, sleeping, eating, studying, partying. But people just seem to go on and on and on and on with stuff that doesn't even really matter. They say stuff like, "I need to sleep. I'll sleep now. You should be sleeping too." Or, "You can leave me a message because I am not here right now. If I were here right now, I would message you back, right?!" So, on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on...
Yadda Yadda Yadda. Don't you just hate those stupid away messages that are so long and tell you absolutely nothing about what the person is doing or where they're at? I do too. That's why this away message is VERY different from all the "OTHER" away messages!
These are all the Love away messages I have made:
I saw you for the first time! I knew it was LoVe@1st SiGhT! Baby stay with this chick, don't leave me alone for even an hour, but baby I have to go right now... Be back later I love you.
Smiling is the second best thing you can do with your lips. . . what's the first? Once u figure it out tell me!
BRB!
i have gone to re-arrange the alphabet... and i am putting U and I together!
KISS ME IN THE LIGHT.......
LOVE ME IN THE DARK........
HOLD ME 'TIL THE END.......
BUT NOT RIGHT NOW SO.........
BRB
Here are some away messages for school:
Sorry I'm not here, I'm at Sleep..... I mean School...... WAIT there the same thing
Why go to high school when you can go to school High
me @ shool gettin me edumication cn u bellivee it
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, cr/-\p)
Hey, I'm at school right now, probably sleeping. Wait - aren't you supposed to be there too?
How do you spell school? P-R-I-S-O-N.
HOW ABOUT U GET AWAY BECAUSE IM DOIN MY HOMEWORD AND I HAVE TO CONCENTRATE BECAUSE MY TEACHER WILL SMAK MY A$$ IF I DONT!
I'm working overtime and not getting paid. It's called
homework.
The more you study, the more you know. The more you know,
the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know.
So why study?
I'm wprking over time and not getting payed.... its called homework
Heres my Cr/-\ping messages:
HELP! I'm trapped in the toilet, I fell in. Can you please
help me... Hello... Hello.. Uh-oh I think someone is coming!
I'm taking a dump at the moment so if it's not to much trouble
just dump a message on the screen.
If you are reading this then that means I have gone to a
better place... Yep. I am on the toilet.
Drop me a message while I drop something in the toilet!
Rub-a-dub-dub there better not be three men in my tub.
Swish, swish, goes the pee.
Plop, plop, goes the poop.
I'm in the bathroom!
Hey, I'm on the can right now! FACT OF THE DAY: Did you know
that they call the toilet the John or the Crapper because it
was invented by a guy names John Crapper?!
Sleeping messages:
I'm spending some quality time with my pillow.
What's the question you can never answer yes to? Are you
sleeping? Well if you're reading this right now then you
probably want to ask me that. So here it is....Yes, I am
sleeping.
The Transitive Property of Sleep:
Me=Human
Human=Sleep
Me=Sleep
I'm hiding from Monday under the covers.
I like sleep... It's free, it never complains, and every once
in a while, you get some.
Sorry I can't contact you right now, I seem to be falllling
......jdsdloijraf;f kdfglk OOPS! Sorry
[Grabs bat] [Smacks ______] ... Leave me alone. I'm
sleeping.
Eating Messages:
If you eat right, exercise, and sleep well, you still die.
Therefore I am ignoring all of that and pigging out.
I'm doing one of these three things: 1) Making something for
myself to eat, 2) Watching TV, 3) Sleeping. Actually,
probably all 3.
I'm away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. if your smart,
you'll figure out which one it is.
Transitive Property of Food:
Me = Human
Human = Eat Food
Me = Eat Food
Hunger has driven man to insanity, today it has driven me
from my computer.
Thanks for veiwing these and I will take requests and i will try to answer them.
Please Tell me what you think of these ones I already have and can you rate me out of 5 hearts:
♥♥♥♥♥
Bye Bye, Shell