Request funny quotes here like:

I dont under stand what you just sed so lets talk about chickens

(wen sumones /-\$$ crack is hanging out) DONT DO CRACK!

If you cant beat them EAT THEM

(wen sum1 asks sumfin like, why do you always were pink nail polish) well why do you always were your head on your neck?

Friend ship is like pee, every1 can c it BUT only u can feel the warmth

(if you feel like peeing ur teacher off in class, wen they ask you a question say) I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

I'm not gunna say anything enspiring im just gunna swear alot! - Bille Joe Armstrong

I couldnt repair ur brakes so i made ur horn louder

** if you request ill make em and if i cant make em ill find em (ether from friends or the internet and i always give rights to the origanal creators**