ok this game is called Corrupt-A-Wish and I found it on another forum of mine and I think it's SO fun to play. Ok, well I'll tell you the instructions and then give you some examples.



ok I know those are confusing, so here are a few examples:
1st poster: I wish I never moved to Florida.
2nd poster: Granted, but now you live in Antarctica for the rest of your life. I wish the rum wasn't always gone.
3rd poster: Granted, but it's still gone 99.9% of the time. I wish I had my own house.
4th poster: Granted. You are now the proud owner of a lovely dog house.



got it?

If you ahve any more questions about this game, feel free to ask. This game is quite fun (and funny) once you really get into it




ok here is my wish:

I wish I had a pool.

Granted, but now the pool is filled with pickles. I wish it would be more sunny today.

Granted, but now it is 120 degrees F outside and the whole earth melted just because of your wish


I wish I had chinese food right now.

granted, but it's un-cooked dogs feet.
I wish I didn't have softball practice tomorrow.

Granted, but now your kicked off the team.

You didn't do a wish =[

I wish I could meet up with some one right now.

Granted, but it's a Freddy Kuegar (sp?) in a dark, deserted alleyway. good luck with that one.


I wish I didn't have anymore school.

Granted, but now you have to live in a boot camp for the rest of your life.

I wish summer was here already.

Granted, but now you have poison ivy, poison oak, mosquito bites, and a rare case of the flu in the summer, so you have to stay in bed all summer long and by the time you get better, it'll already be time for school


I wish I could have an ice cold Diet coke right now

Granted, but now the cokes flat.

I wish i could have some credit on my phone.

Granted, but now you won't be able to sleep for a whole week because of all the cafeine.

I wish I can have a peanut butter ball.

Granted, but now your mouth is stuck shut for three days.


I wish my friend would hurry up and get ready so we can go to this party.

Granted, but once you get to the party everyones already gone.

I wish the party was closer tonight.

Granted, but your car gets a flat on your way there.




I wish my teeth were whiter.

Granted, but then they all fall out. & the dentist says they don't have dentures that will fit your mouth.

I wish i didn't burn so badly when i go tanning.

Granted, but now you'll get skin cancer instead.

I wish I had a job.

Granted, but it's a low-paying stripping job.
I wish there was more to do in this town.

Granted, but now you will have to babysit and wont have anytime to do anything else. (yeah thats all i could think of!!) lol
I wish I didnt have to babysit all the time.

Granted, but not you've got to mow the lawn everyday.

I wish I could drive.

Granted, but now you dont have any money to get a car.
I wish my head would stop hurting.

Granted, but now your foot hurts ten times worse.

*and hehe, I already have a car*


I wish my nails will dry.

Granted but they've chipped within 5 minutes.

I wish I could walk properly in high heels.

Granted, but now you can't walk properly in any kind of flats or sneakers.

I wish my thighs weren't so huge

Granted, but now your feet are huge...lol
i wish these kids would be good.

Granted, but now they're dead.

I wish I had dye to touch up my roots.

Granted but now your hair is brittle and dry.

I wish I could find my phone.

granted but now you lost your voice, and your hands got cut off.

i wish he would quit being an a.ss

Granted, but now he's a leg.
I wish my hair wasn't so wavy.

Granted, but now its really really frizzy.
I wish i wasnt so bored.

Granted, but then you have so much work to do you have no time to sleep.

I wish I could hang out with my friends tonight.

Granted, but you can never hang out with your friends ever again because they all died

I wish I had something to do other than sit around home alone on a Saturday night.

granted, but now your stuck in a field of pig poop.

i wish i coud have my real cell phone back

granted, but it's all smashed up and dead.

I wish Paul liked me and would tell me!!

granted but now he got you pregnant with sex-truplets

i wish i had something to do tonight

granted but you are going to traffic school for your speeding ticket


i wish someone was online so i could talk to them

granted, but its a cyber stalker, and now hes going to rape you

i wish it was next weekend

granted, but it's going to be a horrible weekend for you


i wish it was summer

granted, but its the coldest summer ever. -350 the whole time

i wish i didnt have to wish, i had everything i wanted

granted but now aside from everything you wanted, you also got everything you DIDN'T want.

I wish I wasn't home alone.

granted, but now there is a phsyco killer in your house

i wish i could see blaine

granted, but he is dead


i wish daina would talk to me

granted, butt she raped you

i wish i had a younger siblingg

granted, but she's/he's a pain in your asss

*oh karen WANTS me to rape her *
*and your psycho killer comment...yea not helping lol*

i wish i wasn't afraid of being home alone.

granted, but now there is a retarded police officer there to make sure noone kills you

*did that help you feel better *

i wish i had a wish

(mt has this game w_<)

wish granted but you waste it on something stupid.

i wish i was in florida.

granted. but now a bomb hit and your dead.

i wish............. i knew where verona was
(k im pullin these wishes from my BEEP now haha )

(its in italy w_-)

wish granted but your brain explodes from knowing.

i wish i could go back to my freshman year of high school.

^Granted (I'm pretty sure it's in Italy if I'm not mistaken) but now you don't know where 500 locations are...wow that was stupid.

*DAMMIT GAVINN!!!*
granted but now your the biggest dork and no one likes you and you fail every subject

I wish derek wasn't such a flippin idiot

*and yes that retarded police officer thing made me laugh haha*

granted, but he's the smartest person in the world and leaves you and forgets about you


i wish i could see daina tomorrow! *it's so damn close!!*

GRANTED, but the retarded police officer arrests you.

* i watched scary movie last night, and it made me think of that*

i wish i could see john. i miss him