hahahahaha. been there, done that. his best friend IS the boy i like. so ill take it.


i wish i liked to run.

granted, but your the slowest runner


i wish i didnt have a jammed finger

granted, but now you have a broken finger.

I wish i could just forget him and move on.

granted, but now hes stuck on you and it gets really annoying


i wish my mom would back the f8k off

granted, but now you get hurt, and wish you had listened to her

i wishhhhh i could see himmm

granted, but hes with another girl when he sees you


i wish he would just grow up and not be so perverted

granted but he grows up acting too old and too mature!

I wish it was saturday again!

granted but you're stuck at home with nothing to do

i wish my mom wasn't so overprotective

Granted but she tries to be your friend when you don't want her to be.

I wish can get all stupid dumb and hyphy again!

granted, but you get knocked out by running into a door .. lol


i wish i had my 6 pack back

Granted but its a six pack of fat.

I wish me and him will be close now.

granted, but hes not close to JUST you.


i wish i had ice cream

BAHAHAHAHA HE WAS ! my *beep* wish ccame true, and he was with another girl !

hahaha i wishhhhh.... i had a life

granted, but than all your friends hate you &+ you have to make all new ones.


I wish I had made time to pack

granted- but then the airlines lost your suitcase.

i wish i could fly to france this year with my art class

granted, but than you get lost &+ eaten by a bear



I wish he would call me

granted, but he has to leave after only a minute of talking


i wish i had more money

Granted but it's all fake money.
I wish I didn't wake up soo early!

granted, now u woke up late in the day and you wasted a whole day



i wish i had ice cream

Granted but its a nasty unknown flavor that gets you sick for a month.

I wish my nose wasnt soo stuffy.

granted, but now you have a really bad cough


i wish i wouldnt sweat

Granted but you get hot easily nd dehydrate a lot.

I wish I wasn't so sore anymore.

granted, but now you have a really bad migrane


i wish i would have a good hairday

Granted but you're not having a good day.
I wish I didn't get my ankle sprained.

granted.. you broke it instead



i wish it wasnt so hot outside!

Granted... The sun has now gone and it's thunder and lightening!

I wish I was happy =(

granted, but you smile so much its on jaw lock


i wish i could get better at soccer

Granted, but the season's over & they're canceling the team.

I wish she would back off.

granted, but now she stole ur best friend


i wish i had a super power

granted, but if you use it you can never face the ones you love again.

i wish i could go back in time...

granted, but now it ruins all your good memories that you could have had


i wish he would take me back

Granted but you don't want him back anymore and he goes crazy about it.

I wish me and my friend were able to go to the movies today.

granted, but the movie sucked


i wish my mom wasnt so freakin annoying

Granted but its only for a minute.
I wish I didnt get in trouble for coming home late last night.

granted, but you lied about where you went so you got grounded from going out


i wish he would just call me like he said he would

Granted but you miss all his calls.

I wish I would recover frm this illness!

Granted but the rest of your family and all your friends get it.

i wish it was next summer...

Granted but it gets super hot outside!
I wish I was able to load my pictures in the computer.

Granted but your computer crashes and you lose them all
I wish I didn't have such a bad headache, omg.

Granted but you're body is all sore.
I wish we had an extra month before school started.

Granted, but the actual school days are half an hour longer.

I wish I had somewhere to go tonight.

granted, but its really boring wherever you go


i wish i had food

granted, but this food is all semen. and jello.

i wish he would stop being such a wuss and sneak out already.

semen and jello! that would be wonderful. ahahhaha.

granted, but he gets caught and you can't see him for 2 weeks
i wish my sister wasn't such a tattletale

granted, but you get yourself in trouble with something else because she didnt say something to your parents when she should have
[follow that? lol]


i wish i could live on my own

yes i got it, haha

granted, but you are very lonely and no one visits you
i wish my boyfriend wasn't working tonight

granted, but he wants a 'boys night out'


i wish i had a good singing voice

Granted, but now you're just too good at singing, you're always braggin about it and now no one like you haha

I wish it was christmas!

granted, but your heater broke and now your freezing


i wish i had a good bf

Granted but you're not a good gf.
I wish I knew what happened between those two.