granted, but you have to go to her best friends flut recital.
i wish i could do what ever i wanted.

Granted, but now you dont wanna doanything.
I wish i had a swimming pool.

granted, but it's filled with semen and jello. not water. sorry.

i wish i had the motovation to go running.

Granted, but now you run too much and you loss your fine ass. ;]

I wish I could have Julie in my bed right now.

granted but, uhm...
is there really anything that could go wrong with that?

i wish jennifer would stop being so fxcking fine!

Granted, but now she is really ugly!

I wish i could go shopping.

granted, but you go shopping for semen. and jello.

i wish the person calling right now was my boy, and not my mom.

Granted. but he is calling to tell you really bad news.

I wish my hair wasnt so frizzy right now!

granted, but you get it un-frizzy by putting semen and jello in it.

i wish my belly wouldn't be so fxcking jiggly!

Granted, but now its hard as wood.
(whats up with the semen and jello?? lol)
I wish I could go to the movies with ym friends.

Granted, but your parents decide to tag along.

I wish i lived with my dad.

granted, but than your dad wont let you go out or have a life.


I wish my homework would do itself

Granted but ow its all wrong and you fail.
I wish I didnt have to babysit tonight

Granted, but you have to babysit everynight for the rest of the summer.
I wish it was next week already.

granted, but next week, you die. sorry.

i wish my thighs would get smaller.


hah. i don't know. it's a good theme, i think.

Granted, but for like... 5 minutes.

I wish my boyfriend would love me for the rest of our lives.

granted, but theyre only a weeeeee bit smaller ..> - <not even that much smaller

i wish i could move

granted, but you move to chad. where all they feed you is semen. and jello.

i wish he could hang out with me tonight!

Granted, but than he gets really sick 5 mins after he gets there and has to leave.
I wish I didnt have a headache.

Granted! Now you have Tuberculoses.


I wish I wasn't so lazy all the time.

granted, but than you become a really hyper all the time.




I wish I could just make my plans straight.

granted, but your plans are to run around your grandparent's house naked screaming "freedom!'' then your plans change to painting their fence until you're 26.

i wish these stupid videos would upload.

granted, but than no one can view them.


I wish he would just call me.

granted, but he is now mute.

i wish he still loved me

granted, but just like a friend.

I wish I was with him all the time... in his arms...




p.s. : I'm so sorry to hear that, Becca. I'm sure everything is going to be fine, in every possible way. *hugs*

granted, but now he squeezes too tight & you die.

i wish i meant something to him, not just another girl he messed with.

Granted, but you mean somthing to him because you turn him gay. (hah, i'm sorry.)
I wish he was here.

granted, but he is there to tell you you turned him gay.

i wish crystal was in my bed right now!

Granted, but then.. well crap, there's nothing wrong with that!
I wish I was in jules pants right now.

granted, but than you get caught in her pants.


I wish i didnt have the munchies right now.

Granted, but now you're starving & nomatter how much you eat, you still want more.
I wish i knew who to believe.

Granted, but you believe the wrong person.

I wish I felt comfortable with my self.

Granted, but....everyone is uncomfortable around you! (Too harsh? Sorry if it is!)
I wish I could find a bloody job!

Granted, but you hate it and dread getting up in the morning.

I wish I could get the scholorship my church is offering for catholic high school students.

granted, but than you dont end up going to school and waste the money.



I wish I didnt rip my acrylics off.

granted, but now you have nails the size of texas.
i wish my friends werent graduating & leaving me.

QUOTE (CrystalD8 @ Jun 2 2007, 09:34 PM)

Granted, but you mean somthing to him because you turn him gay. (hah, i'm sorry.)
I wish he was here.

hahahahahahaha. i adore you. <3

granted, but than you get in a fight and none of them like you anymore.


I wish my hair wouldnt be so annoying

Granted, but now they are bright pink.

I wish I was with him right now. <3

granted, but he doesn't wish the same thing and runs away from you jk jk. He kisses you for too long that you both run out of air and you die together...awwww <3

I wish he woudl come over.

Granted, but he only comes over to see your mom.
I wish there was someplace to go.

QUOTE (emmatastic @ Jun 3 2007, 10:15 AM)

QUOTE (CrystalD8 @ Jun 2 2007, 09:34 PM)

Granted, but you mean somthing to him because you turn him gay. (hah, i'm sorry.)
I wish he was here.

hahahahahahaha. i adore you. <3

hah, woot woot! i adore you too, fool.

granted, but it's a dark alley where i'm waiting for you


i wish she wasn't such a bit.ch

Granted, but now shes a *beep* with STDs. hahaha

I wish my sore throat would go away.

Granted, but as soon as it does, you deep throat jules huge penis.. & it comes back.
I wish they would let me turn the AC on.

Granted but they turn it on so high you're house becomes an ice cube. I wish that I would never have to mow the yard again.

granted, but now your grass is so high youre stuck inside forever.

i wish i were 16.

granted, but when you turn 16, you get clamitia.

i wish my brother would shut up and stop being so fxcking whiny.



lmao i love you

granted, but than he gets hit by a bus and dies :[




I wish he would call me

granted but he calls only to tell you he turned gay

i wish we weren't friends anymore

Granted, but now you have no friends at all.

I wish I felt better.

Granted, but then there's a blizzard & you can't leave the house.
I wish I had some mashed potatos right now.