Hey! What do you have on your cell phone banner or voicemail (or anything relating to your cell phone)? Post suggestions for other as well! Please.


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my friends was like "hello {long pause} haha got you, this is really my voicemail..leave a message!"

lol,that's funny!

Haha, yea all my friends have ones like that... (it sounds like they are with a lot of people..)
"Hello?" pause...
"Who is this?" pause...(talks to people in background..)
"Um, can I call you back? <-- bitchy...
LoL I duno, it's funny.


Or my one friend has.. Hey guys it _____, if you're hot leave a message... if not, make it short.

or a lot of girls have a guy say their voicemail. "Hey guys it's Jessica and I'm not here. Leave a message." It's seriously so funny.

haha ill have to try them

i usually have music on it..and then i just come on and say hey im not here or i just dont wanna talk to you.. call back later or something

**mines really lame**

Those are awesome!!! Keep postin!!!

haha... i feel lame now too. that's what i do. like put your fav. song on it, or a song that's how you're feeling at that time ((usually not that great, lol))

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i have my nephew on mine.. he said: "this is breanna's cell phone leave a message and she'll call you back"

its really cute

o i didnt mean it like that.. i meant mine sounded lame.

haha you should be like: hello. this is ____. i'm busy having sex right now but i will call you back in a few days or so. leave a message. someone's is like that, not mine. but. i know it's dumb.

ha ha my friend has this on hers .. but it's like her voice or like the way she says it is like soo funny!!

hey .. like omg im like probaly shopping or like on a hott date .. so like if you want to leave me a message whtever .. i'll call you back like ok bye!



h ah sounds lame but like my friend talks in monotone!! ha ha ha

On mine, I used to have Hey! (pause) What's up? (pause) What are you doing? (pause) Well, obviously I'm not here right now, so leave a message! It was funny, because you pretend like you're having a conversation, and people will actually talk back!

i jus sit there and talk until ppl get tired of listning to it and hang up

mines *Hey yall, its Kandi im away doing something thats much more important then runnin this dang bill up so leave em short n sweet but if this is Jake.. make them sweet and long and just remember that i love you more than anything in the world well for the rest of yall, ya kno wat to do after the* and then it beeps!

Kandace

i usually just put a song in thurr, but lol my friends get mad sumtimes, cuz they get into the music, and then it like beeps, and on my viocemail is them signing there hearts out lol it great

(hey i'm new) well in my voicemail i usually say
"hey, if i didn't pick up dat means i just dnt like u, n if i dnt call u bac dat means i really really dnt like u, but if u want u can leave a message after the tone, n i'll maybe just mayb call u bac!" lol it's really funny!

haha all thoes are so cute n funny! mines just like "hey it's carrie, leave me a message" haha i'm a dork

Ha this kid I know (guy) has a girl goin

"Like...heyyyy...like this is like Jared's like phone..so if you like leave a message...he like soo totally might like get back to you...like...okay?! Byee!!"

And then my cousin has the beginning of the song "I've got your man" so it goes

"Girl when you call my phone just say what's on your mind OKAY?! Don't call and hang up, I'm not into that, you want me tell you somethin, lemme tell you somethin *beeeeeeep*"

for mine, my friend said "hey this is shannons phone but i cant believe you didnt call ME, this is steph, so just leave a message on shannons phone ok?bye!" and she like sounds a lil angry but everyone knows shes joking but like shes like why didnt you call my phone ?! whatever just leave a message for shannon and thanks for not calling me !! lol its funny

I did one for my friend and it says "Hey you've reached (friends Name) phone. Shes much too important to pick up her phone right now so please leave your name and a number and she'll call you back if she feels like it. Ok. Bye"

Its funny cuz it seems mean but then again its not cuz its not your friend saying it about herself.

i know someones whos is like this:

its liek they pretend they answer the fone and they have a convo with the person who called...

voicemail: hello?
[wait like 3 seconds]
voicemail: oh hey whats up?
[wait for person to say something]
voicemail: sorry i dont want to talk to you..just leave a message or something
*beeep*

lol its hecka funny. fools me almost everyyyy time



or you can say:

voicemail: hello??.....hello?!??!!?....HELLO?!?!?... alrite FINE..just leave a message then

lol they are both hecka funny

In 7th grade mine was like:
Hey dude you've reached Jessi I'm not here or just don't like you so leave a message and maybe I'll get back to you. If you're worth it. (I know I was mean and stupid, but I was 12)
Now it's like this:
My bgf(Sai): Hi
My bff(Lexi): Hi
My friend Soji: Hi
My friend Sammi: Hi
My friend Maria: Hi
Me: Hi
Me: Can you guess who's phone you reached? Come on guess. (wait 5 seconds) Okay I'll tell you, you've reached....dun dun dun....Jessi! Leave me a message if you're worth it, and you know who's worth it. (beep)

well if u have cool ring tones (like me !) be like..
"oh yeah hey sorry, i was listening to my awesome ring tone, i WAS going to pick up but then i saw ur name calling...plus my favorite part came up so yeah...sorry ill call u back if i feel like it bye!"

or something like that...heehee
i put like hey (long pause)
uh huh
Yeah.
uh huh
ok
oh yeah, did u noe this was my answer machine??
HAHAHA ok leave a message after the beep!
*fake beep*
.......
.......
(long pause)
oh yeah i forgot to press the button!
Srry bye!
*real beep* but i had to take if off later cuz my grandma called it and felll for it...she got really mad lol :X

we made my friends on the way back from nationals that was that missy elliot part of 1 2 step and we changed it around to make it better though

"I shake it jello make the hello cause u know im rockin the beat i know u heard about alota great dancers but they aint got nothin on me cause im 4"11 i want to dance w/ u & im sophisticated fun i eat file mignon im nice and young u betta know im #1"


mine is my friends singin da 1st part of 1 2 step they r like
"Ladiez and gentleman ohhhweee the is a celesteizzle voicemailizzle celeste the princess is here celeste...the beep is (then it beeps)"

mine is dumb but hey i like it... it goes..

>hey SHAAAAAAAAAAWTY!!
>what up GANGSTAA (like the 50cent song.. say gangsta in high pitch kinda)
>holla!!

and thats it lol

Me and my dad made this one up...
_______________________________________________________

Roses are red
Violets are blue
After the beep
You know what to do!!!
_______________________________________________________

**Jami**

My friends is....

"Hello?" pauses for a second and sounds like a party in the background.
"Whats going on?" pauses again
"Can you hang on a second?" talks to people in background "What should I say to them? We dont want them here right?"
"Hey, can I um, call you later"

LoL its sooo funny

My friend Marai's is really dumb it goes:
"Hey you've reached Maria, my door's always open...so please leave. If you don't know what that means you're an idiot."
No offense but that's super stupid

lol barbiehunnie that ones funny lol

in mine i'm singing
*u don't kno how much u mean to me whenever ur down u kno that u can lean on no matta the situation boy im gon hold u down* (stops singing) *Hey this is Linda aka Oreo leave a message afta da beep....uh....i think it's a beep....*

lol i'm retarded.....

in mine i'm singing
*u don't kno how much u mean to me whenever ur down u kno that u can lean on no matta the situation boy im gon hold u down* (stops singing) *Hey this is Linda aka Oreo leave a message afta da beep....uh....i think it's a beep....*

lol i'm retarded.....

suggestions?

mine says :
I have a Crush o YOU <3

mine says Summer '05!

Mine has my nick name Gracey Girl & a heart

mine says :

LiFE iS GOOD

I don't if this post suppose to go here..

but I need some ideas for my voicemail, i don't know what to say, instead of saying amber's voice mail just leave a message and i will get back to you. I am getting tired of saying that. I need something cute, or anything will be fine. any suggestions will help. Thanks

well r u prep,girly what?

prep

if you ever wanted to do funny ones, theres pages of them on the internet

what is the website?

i dont no the website but u could say this is amber! so totally leave me a message and ill call back! BYES!

anymore? keep posting please..

i have on mine this is (name) and i'm obviously not here right now to talk to you, or maybe i just didnt want to talk to you! I'm not gonna go on and on abou leaving a message, cuz i'm probably not going to take time out of my own life to listen to it! So leave a message if you feel like it's nessacary, BUH BYE
>> ya i kno its lame..... but hey it gets people to laugh :-)

post more please they are soo cutee

I changed mine becuz me and Jake broke up and this is mine now

*Hay Yall, Its Kandace, I cant get to the phone right now. Well its either I dont have the phone around me or I fell tryin to do some Matrix move to get the phone before you hang up. Yall know me , Little Miss Klutz Klutz. Well anyway, Ill call you when I get up or when I get to the phone!! *

Alot of muh friends listen to it when they are sad, they said it makes them feel better. And when I listen to most of muh messages everybody is crackin up so bad they can barely breathe... its sooo funny!!

*!:heart:!*Kandace*!:heart:!*

Mine Says:

Hey U've Reached Alex, I Cant Get To My Cell Right Now Cuz Im Probably With My Hunni Or Playing Softball.. Leave One After The Beep.Later


Its Pretty Cool I Guess

Much love,
Alex

hey ya'll those r all great!!

On mine i have my best friend and shes like...
Yo , wud up this is ariel, amandas prolly to busy to pick up her phone, so shell give u a holla l8a aight? peace.

i kno its bumbbut who cares...keep posting please?

idk bout u guys but my guy made my voicemail n its like... "hey this my girl Cassie, holla at her or leave it and shell hit u up l8r, i love you girl, im out peace." idk but its cute n all ur friends get jealous lol