AWAY MESSAGES FOR HOMEWORK

[EDIT] I (Jess aka FallLovin) pinned this topic so that this category would become more organized. Please post all homework or school Away Messages! Thanks!

Beleeve it or not i am aktually at klass tyring two git meself en edumacation.....lev a msage

A decent pen: $2.99
Package of lined paper: $0.99
Knowing you have homework and "forgeting" about it: Priceless

To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research.

It's okay for students to ask dumb questions; they're easier to handle than dumb mistakes.

Don't judge a book by it's movie

I am working hard... or am I hardly working?

I think of class as nap time with background noise.

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

Just think if you were my homework you would be hard, and I'd be doing you right now.

homework: n. CRAP!

If you were my homework, I'd be doing you right now.

If your initials were H.W. I'd be doing you on my bed right now..

it's called /.*homework*.\

~*~Pretend I'm your homework, lay me on your table and do me all night long....~*~

homework-->bbl

I am in the middle of my homework and I am very devoted to it...trust me nothing will break my concentration...ooh look a cookie. lol hehe!

thats funny i used it lol

To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research.



Now I sit me down to study; I pray to God I won't go nutty. If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray to God I will not flunk. But if I do, don't pity me at all, just lay my bones in the dormitory hall. Tell my prof I did my best, then pile my books upon my chest. Now I lay me down to rest, and pray I'll pass tomorrow's test. If I should die before I wake, that's one last test I'll have to take!

^that's my fave

Students don't ask teachers stupid questions, they get stupid answers.

^^haha.... wow i thot that was funny

There are somethings money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard

MasterCard, helping tortured students get through their miserable lives



Five 3 Ring Binders
$17
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One advanced level Physics Book...
$75
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One TI-83 Plus Calculator
$107
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Putting your homework off and procrastinating until the last minute...
Priceless



Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)


Home is good, work is bad. Who the hell decided to put the two together?!

yea im not at the computer right now, probablly eating, homework, doing drugs, getting wasted, commiting murder, or any other major felony.


When doing your homework becomes fun, then you know that you are bored... either that or you're the biggest idiot on the face of the earth...


"HOMEWORK" has 8 letters... so does "BULLSH1T"

I'm not dying, I'm just doing homework...

Homework has 8 letters but then again so does bulls**t.

if you go here.... http://www.aimawaymessages.com/ they have a buncha away messages about doing your homework and what not.

Homework has 8 letters but then again so does bulls**t.

if you go here.... http://www.aimawaymessages.com/ they have a buncha away messages about doing your homework and what not.

sum call it HoMeWoRk
i call it A PaiN iN my AZZ
BBL

i have tons! here i go.....


My studying is like a baby pigeon. You know that it exists; you've just never seen it.


I'm away studying.
...notice how they put dying on the end...


PSST! What's the answer to number 12? doin hw... bbl...byes


.won thgir uoy ot klat t'nac i os ,gniyduts ma ,dnah rehto eht no ,I .sdnah ruoy no emit hcum oot evah uoy neht ,siht daer ot


Physically, I am sitting here doing my homework. Mentally, I'm outside running around like a chicken with its head cut off.
bbl
byes


The more you study, the more you learn. The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why study?!
well id reallly no... but if i dont ill get in trouble


I'm doing homework. Feel free to call me and distract me for a few hours...





i hope u liked them!

omg these are so good

sorry i dont mean to sound totally dumb but what does bbl stand for, you keep using it in your posts and it just totally confuses me...

Doing the last thing i ever want to do... my effing Homework!

bbl?????

haha these are great ^^

bbl is be back later

HoME WoRK. CaLL To SaVE Me!!! <-- i use that one alot

yah this is one...
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* ~~*HoMeWoRk*~~

doing homework
bbl unless you want to do it for me.

i have to do my homework now.
that means i'm walking it out to the trash.

~i don't know that's all i have.

those are great. post more please?

HomeWork:
__inturupt me__
thats how i get my BEST work done.
;]

This might help you more. Nice article on how to study better.

^this is for away messages for homework...NOT homework help.