Anyone have any about going to the bathroom or being in the shower/tub?

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Rubber ducky, ur the one!

in the shower bbl..

dunno if that helps..

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in the shower
Wanna come too?

Taking a rub-a-dub-dub in the tub
Sorry I can't type while I scrub
But once I'm fresh and clean
I'll be back at my computer screen

You know the expression, "I have to pee like a race horse?" That's what I'm doing right now.

I am going to the potty so don't leave if your a hottie.

Here is a couple

Taking a lonely shower... anyone wanna join? lol I use that one a lot... I also made this one up and use it often:

Hey.... I'm not here right now because... (scroll down)
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I'm not here because I'm currently using the restroom facilities, but hopefully reading this will keep you occupied so you don't miss me too much while I'm gone! Drop me a message! Love ya!

Sorry, they're not too great.

i use colorful ones... if u want some pm and i wil try to help ya out

potty break brb lol

* TaKiNg a sHoWeR * bArS oF sOaP aRoUnD tHe wOrLd aRe JElOuS! *

ok i just joined lmao... YAY!!! but heres one thts my fav...

*[s.h.o.w.e.r.i.n.g].. HAHAHA! u just thought of me naked didnt u!!*

HOT, WET, NAKED, AND RUNNING MY HANDS ALL OVER MY BODY... YEP YOU GUESSED IT I'M IN THE SHOWER... bbl

i've got...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm taking a shower, So I won't smell like you!

hope yas like.

Dropping the kids off at the pool...haha i dont use that though

save water..


shower with someone!

ruber ducky your the one you make bath time so much fun!! splish splash i was taken a bath on a saturday night, yal know yall love my shower time remixe!!

I'm hot, wet, and wishing you were here.
Actually, I'm in the shower, but i'll be bac latter.

for goin to the bathroom u can use ..

abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz

wheres the P u ask? .. its running down my leg!

Sorry, I cannot come to the computer right now because a pair of hands are rubbing all over my hot, moist, naked body... Over every inch... Caressing every curve... So I cannot respond because I am IN THE SHOWER.


That's a nice away message I use n.n

In a meeting with Mr. Bubbles. He is the CEO of Showers INC. We are determining whether or not Mrs. Conditioner is worthy of retiring.Miss.Shampoo will join the meeting later.So it might be long. Do NOT interrupt us!And if you do interrupt Mr.Razor Wont be happy....

LoL dunno if ya want this one but i save this one cuase i like it...just so u know i added stuff to it...<3

Hey? Do you wanna oil my car... because you can take the oilly junk outta ur hair n do it for me
JKJK! Im taking a shower unlike you people that can oil cars with that sick nasty hair!
lol... is a joke!

Thats really mean but i dont care. I made it up.

haha mine just states...

Showah...


Leave it *beep*


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In the shower with my rubber ducky.


Playing with my rubber duckie. I'll be back when I'm all clean

I got a date with a rubber ducky.

I once knew a kid who smelled really bad.
People made fun of him and it made him sad.
So now, everyday, I set aside an hour.
And in honor of him, I take a hot shower

Im at a party in the shower and your not invited so leave a message at the beep
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...? * Spongebob Square Pants * Who ra to the bathroom cuz they had to pee...? ... ill let you figure that one out... brb

Rubber Duckey Your the one... you make bathtime lots of fun!

i usually jus say


shower
--wana join?

i really don't understand why you guys just can't use the standard "im away from my computer right now".

im somewhere....



ok ok if you really want to know... im takeing a poop....


didnt wanna know that did you....


ha ha loser....

mine is...

*ShOwEr*
JuMp In!

here is one for you girls who ahve your period and arent afraid for people knowing it lol its funny but i am sure people get the point.

Rightintheface[8:46 P.M.]: I HAVE A PERIOD
BloodyxAngel[8:46 P.M.]: OH MY GOD.
BloodyxAngel7391 [8:46 P.M.]: Whats your point?
Rightintheface[8:46 P.M.]: IM A WOMEN





(SN changed for unwated IM's)

but yeah lol i get some nice commenst on that one

i'm on the potty but don't leave if your a hotty!!!

that is too cute! may i use it??
<<jessica

whoo-hoo my 100th post!!!!

on the pot (not that kind i mean the toliet jezzzz)

*Scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUBSCRUBSCRUBSCRUB* THE BLOOD ISN'T COMING OFF!!!

uhm...bathroom: 023456789987654320<-- why is the number '1' missing in this sequence? cuz its in the toilet...x] so leave a message nd ill get bakk to you.

in zee showa join me sexay?

~showering~
try not to picture me [naked]

getting wet. back soon <3

haha i love that one. keeps guys wondering...

HaHa....loved um

i guess mine would be "just getting wet, be back wen im dry"...hehehehehehehE!..toink!

.....or maybe "cleaning myself wanna help im having a sweat"....be back!

its rainin its rainin ohh wait......just the shower its ok see ya later if i dont drown then I hope u miss me well call me no wait dont I am in the shower phone+shower=electricution aka suicide so bi bi