Post all of you guy quotes here only

~If it has tires or testicles, its gunna give you trouble~

GuYz ArE LiKe CoUpOnZ...
The More They Take Off, The More You Like Them

Women's Faults Are Many; Guyz Have Only Two:
*Everything They Say And Everthing They Do*

-*-Sexy boy, I'm Diggin you, cuz you make me wanna do all the thingz i aint supposed to do!!-*-

~Guys are like CeLL pHoNeZ~
.You really only need one when your *CaR* breaks down.

~Guys are like BeEr BoTtLeS~
.Empty From the Neck Up.

~Guys are like CaLeNdArS~
.Good For a Few Dates, But You'll Need a New One Next Year.

~Guys are like CoMmErCiAls~
.You Can't Believe a Word They Say.

~Guys are like MiNi-SkIrTs~
.If You're Not Careful, They'll Creep Up Your Legs.

BoYz ArE nOtHiNg BuT 'SeCrEtS' n .LiEs.
So WhEn YoU GeT -FuCkEd OvEr-
DoNt Be (S u R p R i S e D)

~Guys are like mIrAcLe BrAs~
.Pushy Pushy Pushy.

~Guys are like NiGhT LiGhTs~
.Too Dim, Too Small, But Somehow Comforting.

~Guys are like TiReS~
.The More Pumped They Are, The Better They Perform.

~Guys are like DiAmOnDs~
.You Like Them Big, Cut, and Wrapped Around Your Finger.

~Guys are like cHoCoLaTe BaRs~
.Sweet, smooth, and head straight for your hips.

*2 words guys hate...Dont & Stop...
Unless of course, you put them ToGeThEr*

ThErE aRe 3 ThInGs a GuY CaN NeVeR HiDe
-That hes Drunk
-That hes Horny
-Or that hes in LoVe

*If Guyz Got Their Period...
They Would Brag About The Size Of Their Tampons!!*

Don’t let a boy ruin your life.

Men are proof that women can take a joke.

Computers: hmm! Well … it freezes upon me, it plays games with me,
I can turn it on with a push of a button, ya pretty much call it a guy.

He’s the most cutest, sweetest, nicest, greatest, sexiest,
most ramantic, most incensitive jerk, I’ve ever met.

*Guys act like dicks 2 make up for the onez they aint got!*

~A man is a king...a King is a ruler...a ruler is 12 inchez...Still think your a man??~

GuYs ArE LiKe StArZ:
ThErE aRe MiLLiOnZ oF ThEm
BuT OnLy OnE CaN mAkE yOuR DrEaMz CoMe TrUe

**Guys are like fingernails....they look a lot better when they're buffed!**

**Men are like toilets, either occupied or full of shit**

-Guyz are great...every girl should own one-

~Grow your own dope....Plant a GuY!~

.::God made chairz, God made toyz, God made all the sexy boys!::.

No guy is worth your tears...
and when you find the perfect guy, he wont make you cry

-How many *HoT* *RiCh* *FuNnY* *SwEeT* guys are out there?!
...TwO....but they're dating each other!-

*Dont judge a guy by his BoXeRz, Its whats inside that countz!*

-Guyz R like M&M's...Some have nuts and some dont!-

*-Guys are like Kleenex...SoFt, StRoNg, and DiSpOsAbLe*-

Any guy that can sweep you off your *feet*
can just as easily drop you on your *ass*

BoYz CoMe AnD BoYs Go
HoW LoNg WiLL iT LaSt?
...Ya NeVeR KnOw...
So Go OuT -n- HaVe SoMe FuN
CuZ WhO EvEr SaId YoU CaN OnLy HaVe OnE??

~God made mud, God made dirt, God made guyz so gurlz could flirt!~

*Men are stupid- if you forget...they will remind you*

-*-Guys are like Roses, you gotta watch out for the pricks-*-

*God created MaN, Then he had a BeTtEr idea!*

BoYz- I SwEaR tHeY GoT mE cRaZy
OnE mInUtE ThEy TrIpPiN, n ThE nExT cALLiN mE BaBy
tHey PuT Ya ThRu So MuCh sHyT, i DuN uNdErStAnD
iM SiCk oF LiTtLe bOyZ--I JuSt WaNt A ReAl MaN

*Coffe...Chocolate...Men! Some Thingz Are Just Better Off RiCh!*

-Guyz have feelingz too...But like *who carez?*-

-Guys are like parking spaces,
all da good onez are taken,
and all the rest are handicap!-

AnY gUy cAn mAkE a PrOmIsE
BuT iTz dA gOod OnEz wHo cAn KeEP eM

Boys are like pictures....
they are interesting to look at, then they get boring!

*..A heart is not a play thing a heart is not a toy,
but if you want your heart broken just give it to a BoY...
Boys they like to play with things to see what makes them run...
but when it comes to kissing they will do it just for fun....
they never give their hearts away they play us girls for fools...
they wait till we give our hearts then they play it cool...
you will wonder where he is at night...
u will wonder if it's true....
one minute u will be happy the next u will be blue...
so to fall in love with a boy that takes A LOT of nerve....
u see my friend u need a MAN...to get what u deserve..*

*Guys suck, guys blow, all guys want is a DIRTY hoe*

~Guys don't say EX, they say NEXT~

Guyz are like RoLLeR cOaStErS...
they either make you sick to your stomach
or give you the time time of your life!

FeW wOmEn AdMiT tHeIr AgE;
fEw MEN AcT ThEiRs.

Fine guys open my EyEz,
Smart guys open my MiNd
but only a {sweet} guy can open my HeArT

There are things in life easier than findin a GoOd man,
Like nailing jello to a tree for instance.

The more i get to know guys...
The more im starting to like dogs

..LiFeS ToO ShoRt To DaTe UgLy GuYs..

Guys are like taxis,
When you need them they're ::not there::
When you dont theyre EvErYwHeRe!

Men are like floor tiles...
Lay em right the first time and you can walk all over them

Guys are like puppies…
They either come trained, or you have to do it yourself

*..Guys are like sLiNkiEs...
It's fun to watch em fall down da stairs

Guys are like lava-lamps...
Fun to look at but not very brite

Guys are like pianos....
What you get out of them depends on how you *play* them

*..Guys are like MaScArA....
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Guys are like A PiEcE oF gUm....
When they lose their flavor, you pop in a new one.

Guys are like High heels...
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

*..Guys are like Bank Machines...
Once they withdraw, they lose interest.

I’m a bitch, and I know it.
If It wasn’t for guys, I wouldn’t show it.

You should *never* judge a girl by her boyfriend.

Mommy! What do boys mean?

You fall in love once...you fall in love twice,
The third time you learn that boys aren’t that nice.

Men come in three sizes: small, medium, and OH MY GOD!

Men are like *light switches*
even a 2-year-old can turn them on.

Guys are the most {dangerous} and *addictive* drug,
but the high is unlike anything else.

::Guys:: you can’t live with them and they won’t go away.

Caution: Guys are dangerous..

Guys are so misleading...
they lead you to think they love you,
when really...they don’t care!

-Anything boys can do … girls can do better.-

Maybe we all start out smart,
then we discover boys,
and end up just as stupid as they are.

Boys are cool, but come on lets face it,
GIRLS RULE!!!

Boys say your ugly, boys say your dirt,
boys say all these things and expect them not to *hurt*
so next time you say it, remember how we feel,
to you it might be a joke, but to us it’s a big deal.

Boys are great, though immature,
the price you pay is high,
they may seem sweet and gorgeous,
but remember hun, he’s just a guy.

~*~Life would be so much easier if boys still had cooties.~*~

.:.ThE WoRLd iS BeAuTiFuL.:.
...it just has a disease called MEN...

Here’s to the men we love.
Here’s to the men that love us.
Since the men that we love.
Aren’t the men that love us
Fuck the men. Here’s to us!

When a guy tells you to suck it, smile and turn around and say,
"Sorry i choke on small objects!"

*BoYs ArE BaD*
ThRoW RoCkS aT tHeM!

When can we understand them?
They think they know everything, yet they don’t know anything.
They think they own everything, yet they own nothing.
They want everything, yet have nothing.
In case you don’t know what I am talking about, it’s boys!

Girls are *pure* and that’s for sure,
guys are not, oh well, their HOTT!

Only 10% of men go to heaven,
because if all of them went...it would be HeLL!!

I don’t like boys...
~I just like the attention~

.•¤**¤•.GuYz aRe LiKe....•¤**¤•.

-Guys r like M&M's...Some have nuts and some don't!
-Guys are like mascara...They run at the first sight of emotion.
-Guys are like parking spaces...All the good ones are taken.
-Guys are like lavalamps...Fun 2 look at but not very bright.
-Guys are like roses...You gotta watch out 4 the pricks.
-Guys are like slinkies...It's fun to watch 'em fall down stairs.
-Guys are like stars...There's millions of them, but
only 1 can make your wish come true.
-Guys are like beanie babies...They're cheap, their heads are full of stuffing and the really cute ones are hard to find.
-Guys are like diapers...They stick to your @$$
& are all full of $h!t.
-Guys are like chocolate...They satisfy your craving
But disappoint you in the end.
-Guys are like recipes: They have all the right ingredients, But they never turn out good.
-Guys are like dogs...You need to put them on a leash
And hold on tight before they go barking up another tree.
-Guys are like old computers: They're slow, dependent on you, useless, don't comprehend with your needs, and makes funny noises.
-Guys are like CD's, you use them over and over, but every time, you get the same thing.
-Guys are like balloons: You like them for a while, then they get dull, and boring
-Guys are like...Tissues. you blow them then you throw them away.
-Guys are like dogs, when you say "lay" they expect a 'treat'
-Guys are like furbies...They L00K cute but are sure annoying!
-Guys are like blenders...You need one, but you're not sure why...
-Guys are like Floor tiles...If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
-Guys are like placemats, They only show up when there's food on the table.
-Guys are like high heels...They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
-Guys are like Curling Irons...They're always hot and always in your hair.
-Guys are like...Computers....Hard to figure out and dont have enough memory
-Guys are like...Coolers. load them with beer and you can take them anywhere
-Guys are like Mini skirts...If your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
-Guys are like coffee...The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
-Guys are like Kleenx...Soft, strong and disposible...Throw the used ones away.
-Guys are like remote controls...Simple, Easy to use, And usually lying around the TV.
-Guys are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.
-Guys are like Horoscopes...They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
-Guys are like Commercials...You can't believe a word they say.
-Guys are like Fingernails...They look a lot better when they're buffed.
-Guys are like Clowns...A few are cute and funny, but most are just creepy.
-Guys are like taxis...Whenever you need one they arent there and when you dont need one they are everywhere!
-Guys are like a piece of gum...When they lose they're flavor, you pop in a new one!
-Guys are like...pianos. What you get outta them depends on how you play them.
-Guys are like...newborn babies. they're cute at first but then you get tired of cleaning up they're *beep*
-Guys are like crystals...They look good but you can see right through them.
-Guys are like dolls, you play with them for as long as you can, then someone else wants to play with YOU
-Guys r like Cell phones...You really only need one when your car breaks down.
-Guys are like...Calendars...Good for a few dates, but you'll need a new one next year.
-Guyz r lyke Miracle Bras: pushy, pushy, pushy!
-Guys are like...Diamonds: you like them big, cut, and wrapped around your finger
-Guys are like light switches...even a 2 year old can turn them on!



:¦:-Guys are like stars, -:¦:-
((¸¸.o´*-There's a ton of em'*`o.¸¸))
-:¦:-But only one can make your-:¦:-
.o:*D.r.E.a.M.s.C.o.M.e.T.r.U.e.*



i hope you like!

i know some of these might be up there! BUT OH WELL! lol


*..A heart is not a play thing a heart is not a toy,
but if you want your heart broken just give it to a BoY...
Boys they like to play with things to see what makes them run...
but when it comes to kissing they will do it just for fun....
they never give their hearts away they play us girls for fools...
they wait till we give our hearts then they play it cool...
you will wonder where he is at night...
u will wonder if it's true....
one minute u will be happy the next u will be blue...
so to fall in love with a boy that takes A LOT of nerve....
u see my friend u need a MAN...to get what u deserve..*

*Guys suck, guys blow, all guys want is a DIRTY hoe*

Guyz are like RoLLeR cOaStErS...
they either make you sick to your stomach
or give you the time time of your life!

FeW wOmEn AdMiT tHeIr AgE;
fEw MEN AcT ThEiRs.

There are things in life easier than findin a GoOd man,
Like nailing jello to a tree for instance.

The more i get to know guys...
The more im starting to like dogs

..LiFeS ToO ShoRt To DaTe UgLy GuYs..

Guys are like taxis,
When you need them they're ::not there::
When you dont theyre EvErYwHeRe!

Men are like floor tiles...
Lay em right the first time and you can walk all over them

Guys are like puppies…
They either come trained, or you have to do it yourself

*..Guys are like sLiNkiEs...
It's fun to watch em fall down da stairs

Guys are like lava-lamps...
Fun to look at but not very brite

Guys are like pianos....
What you get out of them depends on how you *play* them

*..Guys are like MaScArA....
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Guys are like A PiEcE oF gUm....
When they lose their flavor, you pop in a new one.

Guys are like High heels...
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

*..Guys are like Bank Machines...
Once they withdraw, they lose interest.

I’m a *beep*, and I know it.
If It wasn’t for guys, I wouldn’t show it.

You should *never* judge a girl by her boyfriend.

*Guys act like dicks 2 make up for the onez they aint got!*

~A man is a king...a King is a ruler...a ruler is 12 inchez...Still think your a man??~

GuYs ArE LiKe StArZ:
ThErE aRe MiLLiOnZ oF ThEm
BuT OnLy OnE CaN mAkE yOuR DrEaMz CoMe TrUe

**Guys are like fingernails....they look a lot better when they're buffed!**

**Men are like toilets, either occupied or full of *beep***

-Guyz are great...every girl should own one-

~Grow your own dope....Plant a GuY!~

.::God made chairz, God made toyz, God made all the sexy boys!::.

No guy is worth your tears...
and when you find the perfect guy, he wont make you cry

-How many *HoT* *RiCh* *FuNnY* *SwEeT* guys are out there?!
...TwO....but they're dating each other!-

*Dont judge a guy by his BoXeRz, Its whats inside that countz!*

-Guyz R like M&M's...Some have nuts and some dont!-

*-Guys are like Kleenex...SoFt, StRoNg, and DiSpOsAbLe*-


Any guy that can sweep you off your *feet*
can just as easily drop you on your **beep**

BoYz CoMe AnD BoYs Go
HoW LoNg WiLL iT LaSt?
...Ya NeVeR KnOw...
So Go OuT -n- HaVe SoMe FuN
CuZ WhO EvEr SaId YoU CaN OnLy HaVe OnE??

~God made mud, God made dirt, God made guyz so gurlz could flirt!~

*Men are stupid- if you forget...they will remind you*

-*-Guys are like Roses, you gotta watch out for the pricks-*-

*God created MaN, Then he had a BeTtEr idea!*

BoYz- I SwEaR tHeY GoT mE cRaZy
OnE mInUtE ThEy TrIpPiN, n ThE nExT cALLiN mE BaBy
tHey PuT Ya ThRu So MuCh sHyT, i DuN uNdErStAnD
iM SiCk oF LiTtLe bOyZ--I JuSt WaNt A ReAl MaN

*Coffe...Chocolate...Men! Some Thingz Are Just Better Off RiCh!*

-Guyz have feelingz too...But like *who carez?*-

-Guys are like parking spaces,
all da good onez are taken,
and all the rest are handicap!-

AnY gUy cAn mAkE a PrOmIsE
BuT iTz dA gOod OnEz wHo cAn KeEP eM

~If it has tires or *beep*, its gunna give you trouble~

GuYz ArE LiKe CoUpOnZ...
The More They Take Off, The More You Like Them

Women's Faults Are Many; Guyz Have Only Two:
*Everything They Say And Everthing They Do*

~Guys are like CeLL pHoNeZ~
.You really only need one when your *CaR* breaks down.


~Guys are like CaLeNdArS~
.Good For a Few Dates, But You'll Need a New One Next Year.

~Guys are like CoMmErCiAls~
.You Can't Believe a Word They Say.

~Guys are like MiNi-SkIrTs~
.If You're Not Careful, They'll Creep Up Your Legs.

BoYz ArE nOtHiNg BuT 'SeCrEtS' n .LiEs.
So WhEn YoU GeT -*beep* OvEr-
DoNt Be (S u R p R i S e D)

~Guys are like mIrAcLe BrAs~
.Pushy Pushy Pushy.

~Guys are like NiGhT LiGhTs~
.Too Dim, Too Small, But Somehow Comforting.

~Guys are like TiReS~
.The More Pumped They Are, The Better They Perform.

~Guys are like DiAmOnDs~
.You Like Them Big, Cut, and Wrapped Around Your Finger.

ThErE aRe 3 ThInGs a GuY CaN NeVeR HiDe
-That hes Drunk
-That hes Horny
-Or that hes in LoVe

*If Guyz Got Their Period...
They Would Brag About The Size Of Their Tampons!!*

Don’t let a boy ruin your life.

Men are proof that women can take a joke.


Computers: hmm! Well … it freezes upon me, it plays games with me,
I can turn it on with a push of a button, ya pretty much call it a guy.

He’s the most cutest, sweetest, nicest, greatest, sexiest,
most ramantic, most incensitive jerk, I’ve ever met.

You fall in love once...you fall in love twice,
The third time you learn that boys aren’t that nice.

Men come in three sizes: small, medium, and OH MY GOD!

Men are like *light switches*
even a 2-year-old can turn them on.

Guys are the most {dangerous} and *addictive* drug,
but the high is unlike anything else.

::Guys:: you can’t live with them and they won’t go away.

Caution: Guys are dangerous..

Guys are so misleading...
they lead you to think they love you,
when really...they don’t care!

-Anything boys can do … girls can do better.-

Maybe we all start out smart,
then we discover boys,
and end up just as stupid as they are.

Boys are cool, but come on lets face it,
GIRLS RULE!!!

Boys say your ugly, boys say your dirt,
boys say all these things and expect them not to *hurt*
so next time you say it, remember how we feel,
to you it might be a joke, but to us it’s a big deal.

Boys are great, though immature,
the price you pay is high,
they may seem sweet and gorgeous,
but remember hun, he’s just a guy.

~*~Life would be so much easier if boys still had cooties.~*~

.:.ThE WoRLd iS BeAuTiFuL.:.
...it just has a disease called MEN...

Here’s to the men we love.
Here’s to the men that love us.
Since the men that we love.
Aren’t the men that love us
*beep* the men. Here’s to us!

When a guy tells you to suck it, smile and turn around and say,
"Sorry i choke on small objects!"

*BoYs ArE BaD*
ThRoW RoCkS aT tHeM!

When can we understand them?
They think they know everything, yet they don’t know anything.
They think they own everything, yet they own nothing.
They want everything, yet have nothing.
In case you don’t know what I am talking about, it’s boys!

Girls are *pure* and that’s for sure,
guys are not, oh well, their HOTT!

Only 10% of men go to heaven,
because if all of them went...it would be HeLL!!

I don’t like boys...
~I just like the attention~

Hope ya liked them!
angel

*Does any1 have any quotes on loving ur b/f soo much!* i mean tha real kinda love* not tha puupy love* hes my everything and i dunno what i would do with out him..plz post sum if u have sum..~thanx a bunch~

Ok I Like This Boy That I Have Known For A While But Everyone Thinks Im Crazy Because We R Totally Different. . . But At The Same Time I Like A Boy That Lives Far Away From Me And That I Just Met. . . So Now Im Confused! Someone Please Make Me A Quote About It! :errm:

Hey you BOTH need to look in Crush quotes thanks!

THose quotes are great! Post more

Hey ya'll... could ya post sum quotes a/b ur brother bein ur bestfriend or sumthin kinda like that?
thankx a bunches!
*much luv*
*Lissa*

Finals are like boys...
1. they're hard to understand
2. you might get the urge to cheat on them
3. some are harder than others
4. they put pressure on you to perform well
5. they were created to make our lives hell
6. you can work for hours and still get no satisfaction
7. some take longer to finish than others
8. you always have 3 or 4 at a time
9. some aren't as big as you had expected
10. they're much easier to do when you're drunk because you just don't care

does anyone have any quotes about being single on valentines day? or just about valentines day in general? please post them here or give them to me on my A.I.M screen name DuMbBrUnEtTe8390 ! Thanks sooo much and PLEASE post if u have ne!! ill talk to yall lata!

xoxo
*Claire*

Guys are so misleading...
they lead you to think they love you,
when really...they don’t care!

-Anything boys can do … girls can do better.-

Maybe we all start out smart,
then we discover boys,
and end up just as stupid as they are.

Boys are cool, but come on lets face it,
GIRLS RULE!!!

*!:: 99 Thingz About Guys ::!*

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys love flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!

14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting.

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"

59. Guys don't really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

*Guys act like dicks 2 make up for the onez they aint got!*

~A man is a king...a King is a ruler...a ruler is 12 inchez...Still think your a man??~

GuYs ArE LiKe StArZ:
ThErE aRe MiLLiOnZ oF ThEm
BuT OnLy OnE CaN mAkE yOuR DrEaMz CoMe TrUe

**Guys are like fingernails....they look a lot better when they're buffed!**

**Men are like toilets, either occupied or full of shit**

-Guyz are great...every girl should own one-

~Grow your own dope....Plant a GuY!~

.::God made chairz, God made toyz, God made all the sexy boys!::.

No guy is worth your tears...
and when you find the perfect guy, he wont make you cry

-How many *HoT* *RiCh* *FuNnY* *SwEeT* guys are out there?!
...TwO....but they're dating each other!-

*Dont judge a guy by his BoXeRz, Its whats inside that countz!*

-Guyz R like M&M's...Some have nuts and some dont!-

*-Guys are like Kleenex...SoFt, StRoNg, and DiSpOsAbLe*-

Any guy that can sweep you off your *feet*
can just as easily drop you on your *ass*

BoYz CoMe AnD BoYs Go
HoW LoNg WiLL iT LaSt?
...Ya NeVeR KnOw...
So Go OuT -n- HaVe SoMe FuN
CuZ WhO EvEr SaId YoU CaN OnLy HaVe OnE??

~God made mud, God made dirt, God made guyz so gurlz could flirt!~

*Men are stupid- if you forget...they will remind you*

-*-Guys are like Roses, you gotta watch out for the pricks-*-

*God created MaN, Then he had a BeTtEr idea!*

BoYz- I SwEaR tHeY GoT mE cRaZy
OnE mInUtE ThEy TrIpPiN, n ThE nExT cALLiN mE BaBy
tHey PuT Ya ThRu So MuCh sHyT, i DuN uNdErStAnD
iM SiCk oF LiTtLe bOyZ--I JuSt WaNt A ReAl MaN

*Coffe...Chocolate...Men! Some Thingz Are Just Better Off RiCh!*

-Guyz have feelingz too...But like *who carez?*-

-Guys are like parking spaces,
all da good onez are taken,
and all the rest are handicap!-

AnY gUy cAn mAkE a PrOmIsE
BuT iTz dA gOod OnEz wHo cAn KeEP eM

~If it has tires or testicles, its gunna give you trouble~

GuYz ArE LiKe CoUpOnZ...
The More They Take Off, The More You Like Them

Women's Faults Are Many; Guyz Have Only Two:
*Everything They Say And Everthing They Do*

-*-Sexy boy, I'm Diggin you, cuz you make me wanna do all the thingz i aint supposed to do!!-*-

~Guys are like CeLL pHoNeZ~
.You really only need one when your *CaR* breaks down.

~Guys are like BeEr BoTtLeS~
.Empty From the Neck Up.

~Guys are like CaLeNdArS~
.Good For a Few Dates, But You'll Need a New One Next Year.

~Guys are like CoMmErCiAls~
.You Can't Believe a Word They Say.

~Guys are like MiNi-SkIrTs~
.If You're Not Careful, They'll Creep Up Your Legs.

BoYz ArE nOtHiNg BuT 'SeCrEtS' n .LiEs.
So WhEn YoU GeT -FuCkEd OvEr-
DoNt Be (S u R p R i S e D)

~Guys are like mIrAcLe BrAs~
.Pushy Pushy Pushy.

~Guys are like NiGhT LiGhTs~
.Too Dim, Too Small, But Somehow Comforting.

~Guys are like TiReS~
.The More Pumped They Are, The Better They Perform.

~Guys are like DiAmOnDs~
.You Like Them Big, Cut, and Wrapped Around Your Finger.

~Guys are like cHoCoLaTe BaRs~
.Sweet, smooth, and head straight for your hips.

*2 words guys hate...Dont & Stop...
Unless of course, you put them ToGeThEr*

ThErE aRe 3 ThInGs a GuY CaN NeVeR HiDe
-That hes Drunk
-That hes Horny
-Or that hes in LoVe

*If Guyz Got Their Period...
They Would Brag About The Size Of Their Tampons!!*

Don’t let a boy ruin your life.

Men are proof that women can take a joke.

Computers: hmm! Well … it freezes upon me, it plays games with me,
I can turn it on with a push of a button, ya pretty much call it a guy.

He’s the most cutest, sweetest, nicest, greatest, sexiest,
most ramantic, most incensitive jerk, I’ve ever met.

Please post quotes about being pissed off at guys right now bc they were jerks to u and ur best friends? lol or something like that at all? like guys suck..! haha thanks!!

xoxo
*Claire*

does anyone have anyqoutes about bein lead on?? if so PLEASE PM me asap! i really need em! thnx!!

soo cute! keep posting!

somehow you aLwAyS know how I feel and when I'm lieing...you're the gReAtEsT friend i've ever had...you aLwAyS seem to keep me in check...it just so happens...I
F
E
L
L
in love with you...

those are good, keep postin, i liked the "99 things about guys" best though

"He's her drug and shes addicted"

Make a move on me baby. I can’t be the one who's. Always taking chances. See me down. So you get down. No you've got me all wrong. I just want to kiss your lips. And you kiss back.

Love is a word that gets thrown around a lot, but when I say it I want to mean it...

He's not the kind of guy you date; he's the kind you marry...

Go on say it; you need me like a bad habit. One that leaves you defenseless, dependant, and alone.

It’s the way he makes me laugh when I don't even want to smile.

Can't you, Can't you feel it rolling off your lips, tensing up your shoulders? C'mon say it.

Waking up in the middle of the night for no reason, shifting under the blankets and feeling the heat of the person next to you, you turn around and see them in their most peaceful vulnerable state, they breathe as though the weight of the world lays on anyone’s shoulders but their own, you smile, kiss their face in the most gentle manner so not to wake them, you turn back around and involuntarily a grin forms on your face, you feel an arm wrap around your waist and you know it doesn't get any better than this. Amazing.

For a chance with you, I would gladly risk it all...

Unless it’s mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it’s a waste of time. There are too many mediocre things in life and love should not be one of them...-Dream for and Insomniac

It's the sweet ones that you have to watch out for; they'll run over you like a Mack truck.

Throughout a girl’s life, she will kiss a lot of guys, and I can promise you she will forget almost half of them. She'll remember a few, but there will be that one guy, that one kiss, and that one moment that she will remember the rest of her life. You were that one guy, that one kiss, and that one moment.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heart beat or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the boy who pursues you, who kisses your forehead and shows you off to the world in your sweats. Who thinks your the prettiest with no make-up on and insists on holding you around the waist. The one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you. The one that turns to his friends and says that’s her.

And to be completely honest, you're not like all the rest...

sorry if any are repeats-->

***A heart is not a play thing
a heart is not a toy
but if u want it broken
Juss give it to a boy***

***two tear drops were floating
down a river // the first one
asked "who are you from?"
she replied "im from a girl
whos man betrayed her.
who are you from?"
the second tear replied
"im from the man who regrets letting her go"***

***the only thing that hurts more than having a crush is having one on your best friend***

***DoNt BeLiEvE tHe GuY tHaT [t.e.l.l.s] yOu He LoVeS yOu...
BeLiEvE tHe GuY tHaT ((shows))YoU hE dOeS***

***Every gurl wants ((prince charming))...
and while he may be nice and all...
i wanna guy who will
come up from behind &
put his arms aRoUnD me
and whIspEr in my ear
that he LoVeS mE & he lAyS aWaKe at night, just
ThInKiNg about me
a guy who'll CaLl at like..
3 a.M. just to TeLl mE
h0w much he mISsEs me
he'd come over just aFtEr we
get oFf the PhOnE ...
because he wants 2 know how
i'm ReAlLy doing..
because i said i was fInE but we b0tH know i was l Y i N g
he'd kIsS me on my forehead
*N* tell me eVeRyThInGs
gunna be AlRiGhT
He may not be prince charming
to anyone else
but in my eyes.. he'd fit the part***

***PeOpLe AlWaYs AsK mE...
"hOw CaN yOu LiKe HiM?"
"wHy Do YoU lOvE hIm?"
BuT iTs Ok...
I dOnT wAnT tHeM tO uNdErStAnD
cUz ThEn ThEyD lOvE hIm ToO***

***If He CaTcHeS yOu LoOkIn At HiM... aTlEaSt YoU kNoW tHaT hE wAs LoOkIn BaCk ;-)***

***LoVe Is WhEn YoU cAnT
pAy AtTeNtIoN iN cLaSs
CuZ yEr ToO bUsY wRiTiN
yEr FiRsT nAmE wItH hIs LaSt!***

***I wAnNa Be ThE oNe
HeS uP aT nIgHt
ThInKiN aBoUt***

***I WaNnA bE tHe OnE
hEs TeLlInG hIs BoYs...
[xo]I tHiNk I lOvE hEr![xo]***

***He HoLdS mE wHeN i StArT tO cRy
MaKeS mE sMiLe WiTh JuSt HiS eYeS
sHaReS mY hOpEs My DrEaMs My FeArS
aNd WiPeS aWaY aLl My TeArS
i LoVe HiM wItHoUt AnY rEgReT
tOo BaD i HaVeNt FoUnD hIm YeT***

***YoU aSkEd If I wAs FaLlInG fOr HiM... i SaId No... BeCaUsE i AlReAdY hAvE***

***I sAiD tHaT i WaS aFrAiD oF
[f.]
[a.]
[l.]
[l.]
[i.]
[n.]
[g.]
AnD hE *wHiSpErEd*
[.I. .h.a.v.e. .w.i.n.g.s.] ***

***He HaNdEd HeR a DoZeN rOsEs... 11 ReAl AnD 1 FaKe AnD hE tOlD hEr, "I wIlL lOvE yOu UnTiL tHe LaSt RoSe DiEs"***

***Her: Why did you buy a car stereo? you dont even need one.
Him: well,you bought a Bra last week, didnt you?*

*boy:i saw her today
girl:i saw him today
boy:it seems like its been forever
girl:i wonder if he still cares
boy:she looks better than before
girl i couldnt help staring at him
boy:i asked her how things were going
girl:i asked about his new girlfriend
boy:id choose her over any girl i'm with
girl:hes probably really happy now
boy:i coulndt look at her without starting to cry
girl:he couldnt even look at me
boy:i told her i missed her
girl:he doesnt miss me
boy:i meant it
girl:he didnt mean it
boy:i love her
girl:he loves his new girlfriend
boy:i held her for the last time
girl:he gave me a friendly hug
boy:then i went home and cried
girl:then i went home and cried
boy:i lost her
girl:i love him***

***What do you do when you find your PrInCe ChArMiNg... but you're not his CiNdErElLa?***

***if he is the first thing u think about when you get up, the only thing u think about all day, and the last thing u think about before u fall asleep, ur in love!***

***Every man is afraid of something.
That's how you know he loves you..
When he's afraid of losing you***

***A girl asked a boy if he he thought she was pretty... he said no, then the girl asked if she was fat... the boy said yes... so the girl asked if he wanted to be with her forever, he answered no...so then the girl asked him if she walked away, would he cry, and once again... his answer was no, as the girl walked away with tears streaming down her face, the boy grabbed her arm and said, "I don't think you're pretty, I think you're beautiful. The only fat thing about you is your heart. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And if you were to walk away, I wouldn't cry, I would die."***

hope that fits the topic :-\ xoxo

GUYS D0NT UNDERSTAND THAT GIIRLS LIE T0O____</3

`' ([[ r e m e m b e r w h e n ]])
BOYS meant (( YUCK )) && schOol was
fun .. .-» ' getting high was on a swing
&& goodbye Only meant till tomarrow.. '

`--->B0YS CAN BE SUCN "B L 0 N D S"

Why do BOYS always realize that they really
do love you after u r already gone??? </3

guys r s0 - unpredictable- cuz s0methiing can g0 wr0ng . anytiime

boys are like ~R~O~S~E~S~ ...
you have to watch out for the ..P:R:I:C:K:S..

boys are like roller coasters
-they`re either the thrill of ur
life or they make u throw up

boys are liike ch0colate bunniies..
cute 0n the 0utside
*h0llow 0n the iinsiide !

want more??

haha ^ like those.. post more

***DoNt BeLiEvE tHe GuY tHaT [t.e.l.l.s] yOu He LoVeS yOu...
BeLiEvE tHe GuY tHaT ((shows))YoU hE dOeS***


^ That one is so cute (that someone posted earlier)

Cute

i made these...they're not very good,but oh well.

~*Somebody told me,love is never paste tense*~
~*If it's true,it's forever.My love never,lasted*~

All i think about is you,you,and you only.
i just wish,that i could here that come from you too.

I fell for a boy...
On my way down,i heard
beautiful words spoken to me.
Like he'd be there for me.Where
was he when i my heart
broke,from the fall...?

Every girl pictures the perfect guy,but
No real guy is the perfect portrait...

.::inhale::.
.::exhale::.
*Wish it was that easy-
-to let go and move on*

I hate the way you do that thing,
where you have no idea..
[~*how.much.i.loved.you*~]

He opened the car door.
She stepped out of the car.
He walked her to the front door.
She walked not too far.
He asked if everything was okay.
She wanted a break...forever.
He committed suicide the next day.
She never knew HOW MUCH he loved her.

*Try not to hide your feelings,from another.*

~I am afraid to show you who I really am, because if I show you who I really am, you might not like it--and that's all I got~

does anyone have any quotes about how, i really like this guy, but we have been friends for a while, and he doesnt know i like him?
maybe something like:
- How can you simply be friends with someone when every time you look at them, you're thinking about how much more you really want -

except, more like.. something like
- why wont you notice the way i look at you? the way i talk to you? why wont you just notice ME? -

thanks heaps if anyone can help

kali

[quote=Soo x3 Confused,Jan 22 2005, 06:05 PM]
*!:: 99 Thingz About Guys ::!*



hi! hey what does this one mean?

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

Awesome!! MORE

are there any guy quotes where u are like really! pissed off at them.. like because they cheated on u or sumtin?

[font=Arial Black]so0o0o many guyz should all just wear condoms on their heads... if their gonaa act like dicks they might as well look like them too...

***guyz*** can't live with em... and u can't kill em!!!!

hey im new to this but i was wondering if anyone had any quotes for guys who just stop talking to you even though you've been friends forever and you dont know why he acting this way??

sorry might be a bit confusing!!

xxxxx